AMUSING QUOTES

A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S THERE WHEN HE NEEDS YOU

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER OR DIE TRYING

INSANITY IS HERIDITARY: YOU CAN GET IT FROM YOUR CHILDREN!

UNTIL I WAS 13 I THOUGHT MY NAME WAS "SHUT UP!"

GIVE A GUY AN INCH AND HE'LL TAKE A MILE, GIVE A GIRL AN INCH AND SHE'LL LAUGH

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY - I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

IT'S FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT - THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST DIDN'T GET IT