GUT BUSTERS! 
JOKES
HAVING A CRAP DAY? CHEER YOURSELF UP WITH THESE!
Q&A JOKES
q.what do you call a blonde with pig-tails?
a.A blow job with handle bars!
q.What do you call a handcuffed man?
a.Trustworthy.
q.How are husbands like lawn mowers?
a.They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
q.How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
a.Make him wear shoes.
q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
a. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
a. They can both smell it but can't eat it
q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?.
a. F**ks funny!
q. What's green and eats nuts?
a. Herpes!
q.Why is a woman like a dog turd?
a.The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
q. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
a. THE TASTE!!!!!!!!
q. What do old women have between their breasts the young
women don't?
a. A bellybutton!
q. what,s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
a. a prostitute can clean her crack and resell it!
q.what do you call an animal with a c**t in the middle of it's back?
a. a police horse!
NOT Q&A JOKES
courtesy of my 8 year old son kyle:
i had to buy myself a new bum the other day - my old one had a crack in it!
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a farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "this is the thing i have to f**k when you don't want sex!" his wife says "i think you'll find that's a sheep!" he says, "i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep!"
a bear, a lion and a chicken meet. bear says "if i roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear!" lion says "if i roar in the savannah, the entire savannah is afraid of me!" chicken says, "big deal, i only have to cough and the entire planet SHITS itself!"
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